Saturday, November 20, 2021

43 Days and Counting


Charlene, now that I am going to be a free agent in 43 days, and with the loss of Noah Syndergaard do you think I should try out for the New York Mets? At least they are in the other league than my favorite baseball team the Boston Red Sox. 

Even lousy pitchers make millions of dollars these days so why should I put myself through a campaign for governor when I can at least get a minor league contract for the Mets, and who knows I could be pitching at Shea, oh wait a minute he was my NYPD Commissioner, it's Citi-Field now.

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